I just overheard a conversation in my elevator that I'm pretty sure I heard wrong, but only certain parts wrong.
Here's what I heard.
"I was at the airport until 3 waiting for my nephews flight."
"Delayed?"
"Yeah. They kept pushing it back an hour each hour."
"Where was he coming from?"
"Hammy. But they routed him through Damuse."
"Ah."
Here's what I heard.
"I was at the airport until 3 waiting for my nephews flight."
"Delayed?"
"Yeah. They kept pushing it back an hour each hour."
"Where was he coming from?"
"Hammy. But they routed him through Damuse."
"Ah."


Comments
Hammy Butt? - Newphew's nickname
They routed him through da muse. - An answer saying why Hammy Butt is returning (he was defeated through use of "the Muse"). Said with a Chicago accent
Paul
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